By Ernst Stumbo

How do you cook it?

Boil it? Fry it? Bake it?

A moisture-less turkey

This food is awesome

Except for the abomination

That blasted turkey

If anyone asks me

I’ll tell them I hate turkey

My hate is endless

The tasteless turkey

Why bother cooking turkey?

Chicken is better

This year was not bad

Not many bigoted comments

By my shitty aunts

Today could be worse

But my hatred for turkey

Still boils within me

Chicken is better!

Chicken is so much better!

Chicken is better